The Gambler
If you’re gonna play the game, boy, you gotta learn to play it right. Growing up with a mom who dated bikers, I was exposed …
Category: Newsletter
When I was 35, it was a very kak year.
Frank Sinatra sang, “When I was 35, it was a very good year.” Can’t relate, bro. I’ve been 35 for just over a week and …
The Emperor’s New Fit
New year, new attempt at a monthly newsletter of sorts. Maybe this time it’ll stick. Thought I’d keep things topical and remind you of a …
The Almost Perfect Newsletter – April 2021
Hey team, I bet you thought I’d given up on these. Or maybe I’m projecting a little bit because it’s so fucking late. Either way, …
The Almost Perfect Newsletter – March 2021
Hey team, Happy anniversary of this Kafkaesque nightmare!!! We’ve been in varying states of lockdown for so long I could have finally read Kafka by now. …
The Almost Perfect Newsletter – February 2021
Hey team, How are you living? I hope it’s well. Me? Well, let’s not get into that right now. Wouldn’t wanna spoil the mood. (You …
The Almost Perfect Newsletter – January 2021
I’ve been trying to figure out what to do with this newsletter thing. All the online media gurus, ninjas, and wizards say you need one, …